Beatz, Rhymez and Design

Wee bit of everything here! All my creative thoughts and things i've made. Whether it be music, art or a funny joke i've overheard. Enjoy :)

November 10, 2012 3:40 pm

18 Amazingly Stupid Things Clients Say

Ahaha so true


18 Amazingly Stupid Things Clients Say

Ahaha so true

(Source:, via betype)

October 15, 2012 9:15 pm


First time I have the house too myself in ages an I’m reduced too drinking beer by myself in my room watching pish…nae good!!

September 25, 2012 9:30 am September 18, 2012 12:28 pm
some development work for the “ShadowPeople” gig next month put on by Crown Sound! Scottish Hip Hop’s doing all sort of crazy shit! loves it!

some development work for the “ShadowPeople” gig next month put on by Crown Sound!
Scottish Hip Hop’s doing all sort of crazy shit! loves it!

September 12, 2012 7:52 am
MonkeyPuzzle - Square 1

this is the debut EP from my band MonkeyPuzzle! We are a 4 piece Rap/Grunge/Metal group from Glasgow, i guess you could call it Nu-Metal too! so far its been getting quite good responses since it was all home recorded by me in my kitchen lol

September 11, 2012 3:40 pm September 7, 2012 2:04 pm
pub bound!

pub bound!

(Source: twentyonecreative, via betype)

7:57 am

Band Challenge!

Just had to do this, bored as fuck! 

Pick 5 bands you love before reading the questions

1) Insane Clown Posse

2) Limp Bizkit

3) Eminem

4) Linkin Park

5) Zebrahead

What was the first song you ever heard by 1?

Tilt a’ Whirl 

Favourite lyrics of 3?

I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?

How many times have you seen 4 live?

sadly none as they never come up to scotland anymore :(

Favourite song by 3?

SIng For The Moment from the Eminem Show

Is there any song by 2 that makes you sad?

It’ll Be OK from Chocolate starfish

What is your favorite song by 1?

Homies from the Wraith always reminds me of good times :)

When did you first get into 2?

about half way through 2009, and they quickly became a band i never get bored of hearing.

How did you get into 3?

i watched 8 mile on a whim one night when i was about 12 and “Lose Yourself” became one of my all time favourite songs and pretty much introduced me to music.

What is your favorite song by 4?

Run Away from hybrid Theory

What is a good memory concerning 1?

me and my 2 mates got drunk on a football pitch with a boombox and belted out the lyrics to most of their discography, simple but brilliant memory.

Is there a song by 5 that makes you sad?

What’s Going On from Play Mate Of The Year

What is your favorite song of 2?

Stuck From 3 Dollar Bill Ya’ll

September 6, 2012 6:19 pm


I seem to have become one of those people who projects their shite mood at folk through social networks, mostly cause i dont want to burden people with the same old problems and pointless shite that always seems wrong. But this at least makes it seem a bit better. My mates are consumed hating each other for no reason and my best friend who seemed like the only sane person is away in the navy. So feeling a bit abandoned when it comes to confiding in folk. Fuck it.

September 4, 2012 10:31 am
"She said she might grow old but she won’t grow up,
Well she might but only if I go first…
She wears her heart on her sleeve like; she wears a patch on her shoulder,
It’s not a matter of whether I can catch her, more a matter of whether I can hold her,
She thinks out loud she’s got me; she laughs with her whole body,
I think about how she got it all figured out and wonder why she’d even want me?
Each night I find it’s the same ole, when I crawl inside in the evening,
I lie down next to an angel…fall asleep and fly with my demons."